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Get the brutal truth
Upload your resume and get direct, specific feedback on weak bullets, vague claims, tired phrasing, and confusing structure.
01 / AI resume feedback
We don't sugarcoat.
We upgrade.
Upload your resume for a savage-but-useful AI roast, then turn every burn into sharper bullets, cleaner positioning, and a version recruiters can actually scan.
Free roast. No career-coach appointment required.
Roast commandLive
› roast my resume RUN
Vague impact claimsHigh
Recruiter skim score42%
Rewrite opportunityUnlocked
87%
Brutal but useful
Roast preview
“Results-driven” is not a result. Bring receipts.
What to expect
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Useful, not cruel
Every roast comes with a concrete reason and next move.
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Your facts stay yours
Suggestions improve your story without inventing experience.
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Built for momentum
Go from vague feedback to an editable draft in one sitting.
02 / From ghosted to polished
One upload. Three increasingly useful truths.
Resume Ripper finds the parts hiring managers skim past, explains why they fail, and helps rebuild them around evidence.
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Turn burns into fixes
Every roast points toward an actionable edit, so you know what to change instead of leaving with another generic score.
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Rewrite for the role
Upgrade your resume with sharper accomplishments, cleaner language, and ATS-aware formatting built for your target job.
03 / Pick your level of ruthless
The roast is free. The comeback is serious.
The roast
Free
Find out what is costing you interviews.
- AI resume roast
- Specific weak-spot callouts
- Actionable edit suggestions
Full transformation
The comeback
A polished application kit for your next serious role.
$19one time
- Everything in the free roast
- Polished resume rewrite
- ATS-focused keyword pass
- LinkedIn headline and About refresh
Questions before impact?
The fine print, without the corporate voice.
Your next application deserves better
Stop wondering why they ghosted you.
Get the feedback recruiters never send—and a clear path to a resume that hits harder.
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